Pick up Lines

Hey baby, wanna undergo osmosis with me?

Wait, are you made of plant cells? Cause photosynthesis makes me green.

hey baby, are you an angel? Cause I'm not sure if I believe in your existence, eeeh, oh wait.

Hey baby, are the Sun? Cause you are H- oh, woah, I feel dizzy, need to lie down, getting heat stroke. Could you? Yeah, go behind the tree, there that's better, eeeh, oh wait.

Hey baby, are you from outer space? Cause if so I know a bunch of people with large radio telescopes that would like to hear from you, eeeh, oh wait.

Hey baby, chat, chat, chat, chat, joke, chat, chat, chat, joke, joke, hug, hug, hug, make silly faces, flirt, flirt, hug, hug, kiss, eeeh, oh wait

Hey baby, can I borrow your pants? Cause you just made me fill mine with c- oh, no, nope, that's urine, sorry, got to go, sorry, eeeh, sorry, going.

Hey baby are you the square root of negative one? Cause you look complex, eeeh, oh wait.

Hey baby, are you my loan application? Cause you got "denied" written all over you, eeeh, oh wait.

Hey baby, is it cold in here or am I just naked? Eeeh, oh wait.

Hey baby, are you a vampire? Cause you're bloody hot, eeeh, OH SHI-

Hey baby, come to this crematorium often? Cause I'm a regular, eeeh, oh wait, my sympathies on your loss.

Hey baby, are you a house fire? Cause you're smokin', eeeh, oh wait.

Hey baby, are you a train wreck? Cause you just made my heart stop, eeeh, oh wait.

Hey baby, are you radioactive? Cause you're glowing, eeeh, oh wait.

Hey baby, does your electron configuration and crystalline structure make you ferromagnetic? Cause you're attractive (magnetically), eeeh, oh wait.

Hey baby do you know hexadecimal notation? Cause I think you're a 0xA, eeeh, oh wait.

Hey baby, when you are dissolved in water do you cause the concentration of hydronium ions to increase giving you the properties of an acid? Cause you just made my legs melt, eeeh, oh wait.

Hey baby, are you a light? Cause I wanna turn you on by completing your circuit and allowing electricity to flow through you, eeeh, oh wait.

Hey baby, are you a French horn? Cause I wanna blow air through your hole and press your buttons, eeeh, oh wait.

Hey baby, are you the moon? Cause you've got a dark side, eeeh, oh wait.

Hey baby, are you a famous work of art? Cause I want to repel from the ceiling, jump through lasers, steal you and then sell you on the black market, eeeh, oh wait.

Hey baby, are you a turkey? Cause I'm a duck and I think we should make a Turducken, eeeh, don't worry about the chicken.

Hey baby, do you like sleeping? Cause I got a bed you can sleep in eeeh. I blew it up myself.

Hey baby, can I be your new years resolution? I won't mind if you just forget about me in February when you remember you are an adult and it's really easy to just buy a ton of chocolate.